Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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