I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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