im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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