I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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