The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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