You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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