You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish i was in the wii world.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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