so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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