Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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