Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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