I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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