hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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