We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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