Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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