BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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