my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
