it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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