By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
There are leaves in my underwear?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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