She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
So vagazzling was a success
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
