what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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