I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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