i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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