She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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