dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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