Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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