...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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