Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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