Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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