i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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