So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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