You're completely useless in the revolution.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
