i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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