Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
