Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Gay?
German.
Pity.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Randomize
