Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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