Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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