But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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