i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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