drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
