Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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