i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Boobs speak an international language.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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