East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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