I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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