Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
