this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Boobs speak an international language.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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