I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
