maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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