Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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