God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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