we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
only you would photoshop your dick
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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