So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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