I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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