I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Everything about him screamed your future.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I didn't notice because vodka
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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